The Land Is Hotter Than The Sea Because Of Commies

December 4, 2009

Shorter Christopher Monckton, Discount Viscount of Brenchley, Potty Peer & Lord Privy Cesspool to the House of Thatcher:

They Are Criminals

“I am angry. You can be too. Ask me how.”

h/t: Ezzthetic


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Back To The Stone Age

December 1, 2009

Shorter David Flint, Convenor, Australians for A Constitutional Paleolithic

Abbott Wins, Media Loses

“Electing a deeply unpopular lunatic as leader is a victory for common sense”.


‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™ This disclaimer shamelessly stolen from Sadly, No!